This picture of Kim Kardashian with a sunburn recently surfaced on the Internet. She was reportedly sun tanning and wearing a bikini and sunglasses when she fell asleep. Oops. She definitely should have been wearing sunscreen, too.
Don’t be an idiot and fall asleep in the sun or stay out too long without the right sun tan lotion. It’s dangerous and you could end up looking as bad (or worse) as Kim Kardashian with her sunburn.
While there is almost no chance VP candidate Joe Biden will get burned by Sarah Palin in tonight’s debate, we thought it would be fun to look at how Biden would look if he was burned by a more formidable opponent…THE SUN.
Thanks for all you’ve done in this election. I know it was a hard fought battle, but someone has to lose. Looks like it will be you and McCain. While you never answered any questions at press conferences about your sun tan lotion use (or any questions at all), I still hope you’re having a good vacation in Tahiti. Don’t forget to wear sunscreen with spf of 15+ so you won’t look like this (see below). Happy times!
What celebrities do YOU want to see with a sunburn?
We’re continuing our Celebrity Sunburn Series this week. Everyone wants to know what certain celebrities look like in certain ways: drunk, naked and sunburned (though not necessarily all three at once). Here’s what Mr. Tom Cruise himself could look like if he was sunburned. Sexy, huh?
What would a Gorilla look like on a surfboard? How many plastic surgeries has Tara Reid had? What would John McCain look like if he got sunburned?
It’s burning questions like these that keep most of us awake at night. Of course we may never know the true answer to these questions but we can speculate, right (using bad graphic representations)?
McCain Sunburned!? Must have forgotten to use sunscreen in a few key areas…
This guy either got punked by his friends or he punked himself. I’m not sure which is is, but why does he look so proud that he has a suntan lotion handprint on his chest while the rest of him is sunburned? He obviously punked himself in the first place by not wearing suntan lotion on most of his body. This guy deserves a big Indian Sunburn on his burned arms. Then maybe he’d learn something. That’s probably asking too much though…
Keep getting burned and wearing those awesome fruit of the loom boxers, man. Hope that gets you far in life.
Since it’s the Cowboys-Eagles game tonight and one of the quarterbacks (Tony Romo) has a really hot girlfriend (Jessica Simpson), I wanted to commemorate this game…indian sunburn style.
Here’s a picture of what Jessica Simpson may/may not look like with a sunburn. Even though it’s September, it’s still important to protect your skin from the sun by wearing sunscreen with an SPF of 15+ when you go outside.
Regardless of what you think of this photo, Romo will still be famous for Jessica Simpson. And McNabb will also be remembered for one lady in his life — his mom, from the Campbell’s Soup commercials.
As Americans are bombarded 24/7 with election news, scandals, opionions and smear, there is one question that is on everyone’s mind. Does mulatto Senator Obama get sunburned easily? We all know old fogie McCain avoids sunlight like the devil or his skin will shrivel up like an old prune.
But does young Barack Obama apply a healty lathering of spf 100 before he goes to frolick at the beach?
This is an important consideration in the presidential election. Strife and uncertainty in the Middle East means that we need a president who can go hang out in the sun-blistering Middle East with oil tycoons to make sure we have a steady supply of oil.
Tiger Woods holed a huge putt on the 18th hole at Torrey Pines at the 2008 US Open to force a 18-hole playoff with Rocco Mediate. The putt looked like it was about 10-12 feet and slightly down hill. Rocco Mediate could only watch from the clubhouse as Tiger stalked the putt, walking around the green and viewing the line from multiple angles.
After analyzing the putt and the line, Tiger stepped up to the ball. I just had a feeling he would make it as he struck the ball. The ball was on the correct line and even bounced a few times (because of the bumpy greens) before it rolled in. Amazing. Tiger gave the double fist pump and high-fived his caddie and close friend, Steve Williams.
Rocco Mediate said afterwards that he knew Tiger would make the putt. Tomorrow should be really interesting, as Mediate and Woods will battle it out in an 18-hole playoff that will decide the winner of the 2008 US Open. Here’s the video of the putt.
As a reminder to golfers, it’s recommended that you were suncreen with an spf of at least 15 if you’re going to be in the sun all day playing.
Vida Guerra has the world’s nicest ba-donk-a-donk. Here’s a video from one of her photo shoots. Vida is a 34-year old actress/model who was born in Havana, Cuba. She first blew up after being featured in FHM magazine in 2002, and her ass has become world famous since then. She posed nude in Playboy and has been the winner of FHM’s “Best Butt Award” twice. They really should just give this award to her permanently…
Check out this video from one of her photo/modeling shoots. I’m not even sure where it takes place, but the water is clear blue and Vida is damn sexy! Please, please don’t let that ass get sunburned and always use sunscreen!
Vida Guerra and her Hot Ass Soaking Up Some Water
One time I saw Vida Guerra coming out of the restroom at a restaurant in California. Of course I snuck in and licked the toilet seat… til I felt chlamydia settling in.
