Indian Sunburn

Tiger Woods holed a huge putt on the 18th hole at Torrey Pines at the 2008 US Open to force a 18-hole playoff with Rocco Mediate. The putt looked like it was about 10-12 feet and slightly down hill. Rocco Mediate could only watch from the clubhouse as Tiger stalked the putt, walking around the green and viewing the line from multiple angles.

After analyzing the putt and the line, Tiger stepped up to the ball. I just had a feeling he would make it as he struck the ball. The ball was on the correct line and even bounced a few times (because of the bumpy greens) before it rolled in. Amazing. Tiger gave the double fist pump and high-fived his caddie and close friend, Steve Williams.

Rocco Mediate said afterwards that he knew Tiger would make the putt. Tomorrow should be really interesting, as Mediate and Woods will battle it out in an 18-hole playoff that will decide the winner of the 2008 US Open. Here’s the video of the putt.

As a reminder to golfers, it’s recommended that you were suncreen with an spf of at least 15 if you’re going to be in the sun all day playing.

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Vida Guerra has the world’s nicest ba-donk-a-donk. Here’s a video from one of her photo shoots. Vida is a 34-year old actress/model who was born in Havana, Cuba. She first blew up after being featured in FHM magazine in 2002, and her ass has become world famous since then. She posed nude in Playboy and has been the winner of FHM’s “Best Butt Award” twice. They really should just give this award to her permanently…

Check out this video from one of her photo/modeling shoots. I’m not even sure where it takes place, but the water is clear blue and Vida is damn sexy! Please, please don’t let that ass get sunburned and always use sunscreen!

Vida Guerra and her Hot Ass Soaking Up Some Water

One time I saw Vida Guerra coming out of the restroom at a restaurant in California. Of course I snuck in and licked the toilet seat… til I felt chlamydia settling in.

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Well the summer is here, its hot as ever and along with that comes Sunburn. As you escape the winter duldrums don’t forget to wear sunscreen

It is nearly impossible to completely protect the body from sunlight, especially during a summer vacation.

“Clothing should cover as much skin as possible,” says Heidrun Holstein, a medical specialist at Germany’s consumer center in Karlsruhe. She recommends wide-brimmed hats and long-sleeved shirts made of light material and UV-proof material that lets in only a fraction of sunlight.

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Now that it’s getting warmer, you have to be careful not to get burned when you’re outside mowing your yard. Depending on the size of your lawn, it can take 30 minute to over an hour to mow the grass each week.

If you’re out there after work, the sun isn’t that hot and you probably won’t burn. But if you’re outside during the middle of the day mowing the grass, then you better be wearing sunscreen. SPF 30 is a good choice, because it blocks out many of the harmful UV rays that damage your skin and can lead to burning or skin cancer.

If you’re using a push mower, mowing in the sun may be hard work. But if you have a zero-turn riding mower or other riding mower it can be pretty fun to mow. Just attach an umbrella (MacGuyver-style) to your mower to provide some shade while you mow and sip on your favorite cold beverage.

Don’t want to mow your own yard, but not sure what to look for in a yard service company? Check out Raleigh Lawn Service for some ideas about what to look for, typical services offered and how to choose a good company.

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I got to hang out at the pool today and check out the girls. There was this one chick. To back up a little bit, I’d passed her in the hall earlier today. As she walked towards me, I noticed her from a distance, noticed that she had a really good body, you know. As we got closer I could tell she was a little older (maybe 35-40ish) but still had a nice body.

She gave me a smile and a hello and we continued walking our respective ways. I didn’t think anything more about it.

About 10 minutes later I went out to the pool. I had a book, a glass of water and my stunna shades. And sun tan lotion, of course–SPF 30 baby. As I sat there looking around, the girl from the hall walked out. She had an even nicer body than I remembered.

She sat down about 20 feet away from me and took off her shirt, I saw them. Great, ginormous fake breasts that were struggling to be freed from her tiny brown bikini top. She spent at LEAST a minute straight just adjusting her bikini to get it positioned the way she wanted it.

Once in my life I’d like to be able to touch and squeeze some fake boobies…without having to pay. That is all.

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At Indian Sunburn we want to share are interests with you occasionally. We know you don’t stay out in the sun all the time, so if you’re gonna be chillin’ inside, here’s some cool stuff to check out.

Lil Wayne Remix - This site is the best place to find remixes by Lil Wayne aka Weezy aka best rapper alive. This guy is a remix legend. Go check out some of his mixes now.

Single Guys Kitchen - Do a google search for “single guy’s kitchen” and check out the site for some great recipes for guys who don’t want to spend a lot of time messing around in the kitchen.

Mashable - great social networking news blog.

That’s all for now. Spring is coming, so make sure you wear the proper attire/sunscreen so you don’t get burnt!

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Spring is coming. We’ve showed you the horrors o f sunburn so you know that you better wear sunscreen if you’re chillin outside in the coming months.

But what about eye protection? Studies have shown that long-term exposure to ultra-violet rays (being in the sun) can harm your eyes and lead to skin cancer, cataracts and macular degeneration. Sunglasses are important in protecting your eyes because they act as a filter to shield your eyes from these UV rays.

Stunna shades are pretty much the hottest sunglasses you can buy right now. Go find some stunna shades for sale so you can look your best and protect your eyes from the sun.

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Check out the Southern Sundress guide for how to find sexy sundresses for 2008. Great stuff. Gotta love the knowledge they bring to the table.

Always remember to wear sunscreen when you wear a sundress. Unless you want gross leather skin when you’re old…

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Just found a cool list of places you shouldn’t arrive drunk at. The only thing worse than arriving drunk here, would be arriving drunk AND Indian Sunburned!!

Check out the list here - Top 10 Places to Avoid Arriving Drunk.

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According to a press release today from the FDA , the Food and Drug Administration, has proposed new regulations for sunscreen products. There will be new standards for testing, labeling and formulating over the counter sunscreen products with UVA (ultraviolet A) and UVB (ultraviolet B) protection.

Most sunscreen products only list the “Sunburn Protection Factor”, SPF, to tell consumers how well the products works for them against the UVB light which causes sunburns. UVA light penetrates the skin much more than UVB light and causes the skin to tan. Both types of UV light can cause the skin to age prematurely, cause skin damage and even skin cancer.

“For more than 30 years, consumers have been able to identify the level of UVB protection provided by sunscreens using only sunburn protection factor or SPF values,” said Andrew C. von Eschenbach, M.D., Commissioner of Food and Drugs. “Under today’s proposal, consumers will also now know the level of UVA protection in sunscreens, which will help them make informed decisions about protecting themselves and their children against the harmful effects of the sun.”

Under the new regulation, sunscreen products will be labeled to inform consumers of other ways to protect themselves from overexposure to sunlight. One way would suggest that they limit their time in the sun. Another suggestion is for consumers to wear protective clothing.

There will also be a new rating system in place using stars.

* One star will represent low UVA protection

** Two stars, medium protection

*** Three stars, high protection

**** Four stars, the highest UVA protection available in an over-the-counter (OTC) sunscreen product.

If a sunscreen product does not rate at least one star, FDA is proposing that its labeling bear a “no UVA protection” marking on the front label, near the SPF value.

FDA also wants to make changes regarding protection against UVB light. The agency has proposed amending its 1999 existing rule on UVB products to increase the maximum sunburn protection factor from SPF 30+ to SPF 50+. Under the proposed amendment, the range would be SPF2 to SPF50+. For more information on SPF factors and their meanings check out this website : http://www.fda.gov/cder/Offices/OTC/understanding_spf_sunscreen.htm .

Sun safety is never out of season. In the summer it’s time for picnics, trips to the pool and beach. But fall hikers and winter skiers and sledders need to be as wary of the sun’s rays as swimmers do. People who work outdoors need to take precautions as well.

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