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Tom Cruise Sunburned

admin — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:08:18 +0000

We’re continuing our Celebrity Sunburn Series this week. Everyone wants to know what certain celebrities look like in certain ways: drunk, naked and sunburned (though not necessarily all three at once). Here’s what Mr. Tom Cruise himself could look like if he was sunburned. Sexy, huh?

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Links of the day

admin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:16:31 +0000

At Indian Sunburn we want to share are interests with you occasionally. We know you don’t stay out in the sun all the time, so if you’re gonna be chillin’ inside, here’s some cool stuff to check out.

Lil Wayne Remix - This site is the best place to find remixes by Lil Wayne aka Weezy aka best rapper alive. This guy is a remix legend. Go check out some of his mixes now.

Single Guys Kitchen – Do a google search for “single guy’s kitchen” and check out the site for some great recipes for guys who don’t want to spend a lot of time messing around in the kitchen.

Mashable – great social networking news blog.

That’s all for now. Spring is coming, so make sure you wear the proper attire/sunscreen so you don’t get burnt!

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Don’t Arrive Drunk Here

admin — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:09:09 +0000

Just found a cool list of places you shouldn’t arrive drunk at. The only thing worse than arriving drunk here, would be arriving drunk AND Indian Sunburned!!

Check out the list here – Top 10 Places to Avoid Arriving Drunk.

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Real Sunburn Leads to Leather Skin

admin — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:23:59 +0000

This is what happens when you repeatedly ignore warnings that you might be getting burnt–redness, pain, sun blisters, the inability of your skin to ever moisten itself. Leather skin is an understated disease, and this is the most disgusting case of leather skin I’ve ever seen.

The entire world’s supply of aloe could not help this lady out. I’m not sure which is more done- crispy bacon or her skin. If I had to choose between having the dryest elephant’s skin as my own for the rest of my life or touching that lady’s skin, I’d choose the elephant skin. I see that and I think of the scene in Christmas Vacation where they’re at Christmas dinner and they cut into the turkey. It emits puffs of smoke and hisses, because they burnt the hell out of it. This lady’s skin is so nasty, I don’t even think Uncle Eddy would eat it.

Save your skin. Use suntan lotion with an SPF of 15+. Boycott real sunburns and only practice Indian Sunburn!

A good Indian Sunburn is like a strike from a rattlesnake. Quick, painful, and definitely leaves a mark. Real sunburn, on the other hand, is not good. If you get real sunburned enough over the years your skin will look like this. And no one will touch you the rest of your life.

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