As Americans are bombarded 24/7 with election news, scandals, opionions and smear, there is one question that is on everyone’s mind. Does mulatto Senator Obama get sunburned easily? We all know old fogie McCain avoids sunlight like the devil or his skin will shrivel up like an old prune.
But does young Barack Obama apply a healty lathering of spf 100 before he goes to frolick at the beach?
This is an important consideration in the presidential election. Strife and uncertainty in the Middle East means that we need a president who can go hang out in the sun-blistering Middle East with oil tycoons to make sure we have a steady supply of oil.
Tiger Woods holed a huge putt on the 18th hole at Torrey Pines at the 2008 US Open to force a 18-hole playoff with Rocco Mediate. The putt looked like it was about 10-12 feet and slightly down hill. Rocco Mediate could only watch from the clubhouse as Tiger stalked the putt, walking around the green and viewing the line from multiple angles.
After analyzing the putt and the line, Tiger stepped up to the ball. I just had a feeling he would make it as he struck the ball. The ball was on the correct line and even bounced a few times (because of the bumpy greens) before it rolled in. Amazing. Tiger gave the double fist pump and high-fived his caddie and close friend, Steve Williams.
Rocco Mediate said afterwards that he knew Tiger would make the putt. Tomorrow should be really interesting, as Mediate and Woods will battle it out in an 18-hole playoff that will decide the winner of the 2008 US Open. Here’s the video of the putt.
As a reminder to golfers, it’s recommended that you were suncreen with an spf of at least 15 if you’re going to be in the sun all day playing.
I got to hang out at the pool today and check out the girls. There was this one chick. To back up a little bit, I’d passed her in the hall earlier today. As she walked towards me, I noticed her from a distance, noticed that she had a really good body, you know. As we got closer I could tell she was a little older (maybe 35-40ish) but still had a nice body.
She gave me a smile and a hello and we continued walking our respective ways. I didn’t think anything more about it.
About 10 minutes later I went out to the pool. I had a book, a glass of water and my stunna shades. And sun tan lotion, of course–SPF 30 baby. As I sat there looking around, the girl from the hall walked out. She had an even nicer body than I remembered.
She sat down about 20 feet away from me and took off her shirt, I saw them. Great, ginormous fake breasts that were struggling to be freed from her tiny brown bikini top. She spent at LEAST a minute straight just adjusting her bikini to get it positioned the way she wanted it.
Once in my life I’d like to be able to touch and squeeze some fake boobies…without having to pay. That is all.
Summer is here, its hot, and people are going to the beach! And what does that mean, but lots of summer sunburns. Even though the sun has been lighting our world ever since man first walked it, most of us are still not smart enough to avoid getting sunburns once per year or more often. Sunburn can really hurt and cause major skin damage including skin cancer.
Here is a list of folk remedies for treating sunburn. The list doesn’t provide info on the accuracy but here are some things that people try:
cucumber
hot water and cold water
epson salts
aloe (I know this one works for my sunburns)
baking soda
lemon water
lavender (where do you find THAT)
milk
oatmeal
potatoes
last but not least: yarrow - Yarrow! is actually a natural remedy used by Native Americans for their Indian Sunburns.
Sunburns Kill
Don’t stay in the sun too long. Use lots of SPF 400 sunscreen, as sunburns can cause skin cancer. And you don’t want that.
Howdy Sunburners, time for an update here from Indian Sunburn World HQ. You may be interested in reading Meredith’s midwife birthing stories where she so elequently details her experiences in giving birth to some beautiful children. I was surprised reading the last story on the page about Drew where she compares the feeling of giving birth to an Indian Sunburn:
One pushing contraction - I felt the “Indian sunburn” burning sensation as the baby crowned and then I felt the baby’s head emerge - I reached through my legs and touched his head and face -
We’ve said this again and again, and this story proves that giving an Indian Sunburn is one of the Top 10 best ways to prepare for pregnancy! Burn one today!
You may even want to start as soon as you get your positive pregnancy test
