Real Sunburn Leads to Leather Skin

5:23 pm main, pictures, sun danger, sunburn

This is what happens when you repeatedly ignore warnings that you might be getting burnt–redness, pain, sun blisters, the inability of your skin to ever moisten itself. Leather skin is an understated disease, and this is the most disgusting case of leather skin I’ve ever seen.

The entire world’s supply of aloe could not help this lady out. I’m not sure which is more done- crispy bacon or her skin. If I had to choose between having the dryest elephant’s skin as my own for the rest of my life or touching that lady’s skin, I’d choose the elephant skin. I see that and I think of the scene in Christmas Vacation where they’re at Christmas dinner and they cut into the turkey. It emits puffs of smoke and hisses, because they burnt the hell out of it. This lady’s skin is so nasty, I don’t even think Uncle Eddy would eat it.

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Save your skin. Use suntan lotion with an SPF of 15+. Boycott real sunburns and only practice Indian Sunburn!

A good Indian Sunburn is like a strike from a rattlesnake. Quick, painful, and definitely leaves a mark. Real sunburn, on the other hand, is not good. If you get real sunburned enough over the years your skin will look like this. And no one will touch you the rest of your life.

11 Responses
  1. Josh :

    Date: August 2, 2007 @ 12:50 am

    Holy God! That is so fzzcking insane it hurts my brain just looking at that nasty gross lady – ggeeez

  2. dr3wster :

    Date: August 2, 2007 @ 12:51 am

    gottdang what da hell is that shit – is that photoshopped ??

  3. Anna :

    Date: August 2, 2007 @ 12:52 am

    That is insane. But I can’t look away. Is there something wrong with me? Kind of like how requiem for a dream made me never want to do drugs, this makes me never want to go out in the sun again!

  4. Missy :

    Date: August 2, 2007 @ 10:15 pm

    OMG!!!! hell of a thing to cuddle up to!!! Obviously she started WAY BEFORE sunscreen……heads up kiddies….use it!!!!!!

  5. Jorge Velarde :

    Date: August 3, 2007 @ 12:23 am

    Chee weez! for all those who live in the 70s and still believe that a suntan makes for a healty look, think again, get smart fellows!!! don“t get out there without any protection. This makes for a good leather handbag or even fashionable cowboy boots.

  6. Jk :

    Date: August 3, 2007 @ 12:30 am

    Jesus God, get some moisturizer!

  7. Borat :

    Date: August 3, 2007 @ 8:57 am

    I like. VERY NICE

  8. Borat :

    Date: August 3, 2007 @ 9:06 am

    much better than my PA-MELA.

  9. Christy :

    Date: August 3, 2007 @ 10:41 am

    Looks like it may not be sun exposure at all, but someone that was obese and lost alot of weight. That skin was stretched out. Sun exposure doesn’t creat bagginess like that.

  10. BonnieMarie :

    Date: August 18, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

    I just do not think the sun added all those wrinkles to this person. Looks like a fast weight loss program was involved along with the sun and no moisturizer/sunscreen used ever!
    Goes to show you don’t lose weight fast do it slowly and use suntan screen when sunning!!

  11. deepu :

    Date: June 9, 2008 @ 3:07 am

    hey,what is this…..?
    ese to horor film me le lena chahiye……..!

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